[Suddenly
the house lights dim and a hush comes over the arena. Some faint sounds
can be
heard over the arena's PA as various distorted images begin to appear
in and
out on the giant video screen above the entrance area. After a moment
we hear
the song 'Serpent Boy' by (hed) PE kick in as a graphic appears on the
screen
showing the logo of the recently reformed Sudden Impact, and then cuts
to an
entrance video showing both men in action, interloped with their logo
and shots
of them standing together. Various colored strobe lights illuminate the
entrance area and ring, as the crowd pops huge for them.]
Terry Michaels: Uh-oh. Looks to me like we're going to have a lot of
questions
answered in a hurry.
Marc Lowrance: I think you're right partner. Sudden Impact aren't gonna
waste
any time here tonight making their presence felt.
Terry Michaels: I just hope they don’t head in our direction.
[Both Chris Fury and Jason Jousma make their way through the curtain
and into
the arena with big smiles on their faces, and to a rather large pop
from the
sold out crowd in attendance. Fury, who has since shaven off his
massive beard
and trimmed his hair, is wearing a pair of aviator sunglasses, a black
button
up shirt with the sleeves rolled up, and a pair of black jeans, with
the WCCW
Heavyweight Title belt resting over his shoulder. Jousma is standing
beside him
with a large grin of approval at the reaction they are receiving, and
the Young
Lions Alpha Championship Title belt strapped around his waist, also
wearing a pair
of aviators, a white button-down shirt, blue jeans and Timberland
boots. The
two champions slowly make their way down the aisle toward the ring.]
Marc Lowrance: Well given the destruction and anarchist like behavior
these two
men displayed at Death Toll, I'm surprised at the warm reception the
crowd here
tonight is giving them.
Terry Michaels: I'm not. Sudden Impact declared that it's time for
change
around here and they're the ones that are going to bring it. I think
the
concept of that is exciting to a lot of people around here, including
myself.
Marc Lowrance: Didn’t you just…
Terry Michaels: What?
Marc Lowrance: Never mind…
[Jay Jousma and Chris Fury enter the ring and each climb up onto
opposite
turnbuckles and hold their respective belts high in the air as their
new music
continues to blast over the PA and strobe lights continue to flash.
After a
moment they both hop down and Chris Fury is handed a microphone as the
music
fades out and the house lights go back up. The crowd begins a 'Sudden
Impact'
chant as both men smile and nod in approval, while waiting for them to
calm
down before they speak. Eventually they quiet down a little and Fury
begins to
talk.]
Chris Fury: Well shit... it looks like you guys are just as happy that
Sudden
Impact are back together as the two of us are.
[Another pop from the crowd.]
Chris Fury: Now everyone in this building here tonight knows that a
couple
weeks ago at Death Toll was supposed to be the night where Mr. Jousma
and
myself were to finally get our chance to go one on one with each other
in a
WCCW ring. After fifteen long years of waiting, we were finally getting
the
chance to steal the whole show, like we've been planning and dreaming
of since
we broke into this business. And what better place to do that than on
Pay Per
View, and here in WCCW in front of the greatest wrestling fans on
earth.
[Cheap pop once again.]
Chris Fury: But being the wrestling genius he is, our brilliant CEO
here at
WCCW, Mr. Thomas Gorgas, decides that after fifteen fucking years of
hype and
build up internationally, and two NWA World Heavyweight Titles between
us,
we’re not going to be in the main event. No. Instead the finals of the
god damn
Pagano Cup were to main event the Pay Per View. Now don’t get me wrong;
no
disrespect to Stevie Pagano, because the both of us here loved the guy
and what
he did with the place; and everyone here loved him... but does the
Pagano Cup
even mean anything anymore? I mean, normally you could make a pretty
good
argument that it does... but not this year. Somehow the finals of this
year's
tournament became a three way dance between, surprise, surprise,
Gorgas' main
man Jon Darkstar, and another shocking surprise... Terence fucking
Harris!
Shocking I know! And then for some ungodly reason they decided to throw
some
other has been into the match... who was it again?
[Fury points the mic towards Jousma.]
Jay Jousma: Oh... uh... Dawes! It was Dawes!
Chris Fury: Justin or William?
Jay Jousma: Who cares? What’s the difference anyway?
Chris Fury: Good point. So the same two boring guys that were in the
Pagano
finals last year headlined it again this year, only this time they
threw in
some guy who I didn't even know worked here anymore, and hasn't done
shit all
for this place in god knows how long. And that folks... was your main
event of
the pay per view. Not two guys who have building towards their match
for
fifteen years AND had the main title in this company on the line.
Apparently
this WCCW Heavyweight Title doesn't mean all that much to Gorgas. At
least not
as much as the Pagano Cup. It's alright though... we understand that
Gorgas
needs to see Darkstar and Harris in the main event of every single
show, so me
and Jay said fuck it and decided to go out there and put on the best
match this
company had ever seen, and see how good of a job the so called main
event could
do following us and keeping the crowd entertained.
Marc Lowrance: Alright, he's starting to cross the line here...
Terry Michaels: SHHHH... this is getting good!
Chris Fury: And while it started off pretty god damn good and looked
like we
would end up doing just that... it didn't exactly end up that way, did
it Jay?
[Fury hands the mic over to Jousma.]
Jay Jousma: No. No it didn't. And it wasn't your fault, and it
certainly wasn't
my fault. It was all Tom Gorgas' fault, and his brain trust of
ring-crew
technicians. He knew we would steal the show and take away from his
vision, his
Death Toll main event; so he had the ring crew go out there and
sabotage the
ring before our match, and then instructed that incompetent piece of
shit of a
referee John Hetch to end the match quickly in case we still managed to
steal
the show even after the shitty ring fell apart.
[Chris takes the mic back from Jason.]
Chris Fury: Now we all know I'm a hell of a wrestler.... but even I
didn't know
I could pull off that devastating of an armdrag that I could beat you
with it,
1, 2, 3 in the center of this ring. I think I may need to change my
finisher if
I could beat the champ with an armdrag!
[Jousma signals to the time keeper and is thrown a microphone of his
own.]
Jay Jousma: Yeah, and I didn't think that it was possible to count to
three in
one and a half seconds. John Hetch proved me wrong at Death Toll
though. But
hey… Chris… I think we have a new marketing slogan for you… FEAR THE
ARMDRAG!!!
[Scattered laughter from the crowd.]
Chris Fury: The fact of the matter is though that it doesn't matter
which one
of us is WCCW Champion. As long as one of us is representing this
company as
its champion, we know that all is right in the world of World Class. I
may now
be the champ on paper and holding the belt, but as far as I'm concerned
we're
co-champions. What does matter though is that Tom Gorgas single
handedly ruined
a match that we had worked towards for nearly our entire careers, and
even
tried to bury his own Heavyweight Title in the process, all in the name
of
making sure that his guy - Jonathan Darkstar is featured in the main
event of
the pay per view, along with Terence 'I hold a paper weight of a title
that
means nothing' Harris.
Jay Jousma: Don't forget Dawes too.
Chris Fury: Fuck Dawes.
Jay Jousma: Let's be honest though, if it wasn't for Darkstar owning
part of
Southwest Sports and hiring on his buddy Gorgas to run WCCW would
anyone still
remember, or care who he is? Every time I hear the guys name mentioned
around
here lately he's being hyped up as 'the biggest legend in WCCW
history'. I
didn't know that a guy who has NEVER been the WCCW Champion in his
career can
be the greatest name in the company’s existence, but it sounds pretty
fucking
pathetic to me. How long have you been around here Jon? Ten plus years?
And
you're still not champion? It's time to face facts bud. You suck, and
you
always have sucked. You've never been anyone in this business, and you
never
will be. Owner of Southwest Sports or not, you're not capable of lacing
up my
boots.
Chris Fury: And let's not forget the other guy that Gorgas has a raging
hard on
for. The Mighty Muslim, Terence Harris!
[The crowd pops at the mention of Harris' name.]
Chris Fury: Yeah... for some reason you guys still like him. That's
fine
though, cheer for him while you can, because he won't be around for
much
longer. Terence! I came out here a few weeks ago, and I was the better
man! I
tried to let bygones be bygones, and be the bigger person by
apologizing to
you. I meant that apology from the bottom of my heart, and I still do.
I'm
legitimately sorry about what I put your family through. But you just
couldn't
accept my apology and move on, could you? No. You had to be a hard ass.
Hell!
You're T-Dawg! You don't take shit from no one! Through all the battles
we had,
you know as well as I do that I came out on top when it was all said
and done.
Whether what I did was right or wrong, I still came out on top of all
our
battles. When you don't come out of something the victor, you just
can't close
the chapter and move on can you? Even if you know deep inside it's in
your best
interest to, you just can't walk away from something unless you close
it on your
terms. You wanted to be a big man and talk shit about me and my
apology? You
want to threaten me physically and keep the torch burning on this war
of ours?
Well you got your wish T! And tell me.... how did it feel? Did that
taser feel
good? I bet it felt just about as good as it did at, ironically enough,
last
year’s Death Toll when you tasted it for the first time, before I
pinned your
ass to become the WCCW Champion. I was ready to move on Terrence. I was
ready
to let things get past us. Hell, I was even interested in maybe
recruiting you
to join me and Jay's cause and cleaning all the shit out of WCCW....
but then I
realized that you were just as much a part of the shit as anyone... and
I
decided to go with a different Harris. Not you, and not your piece of
shit
brother, no. A Harris who actually means something to this sport! The
Vagabond!
RJ Harris!!!!
[The crowd boo's at the mention of the Vagabond.]
Chris Fury: As much pleasure as I got out of lighting you up with a
taser again
Terence, I no longer have the time to deal with lowlife's such as
yourself, but
RJ is more than willing to take his frustrations out on you, as I'm
sure you
figured out from ass kicking he laid on you at Death Toll.
Jay Jousma: Our frustrations don't just stop at Gorgas and his
envisioned top
guys though. No, this goes a lot deeper than that. No, it’s bigger than
that.
I’m tired. Really that’s what it is. I’m exhausted, and I’m fed up. I’m
tired…
we’re tired of being the guys who have to work harder than anyone else
around here
to get some damn recognition. This is bigger than the WCCW; this is on
the
scale of the NWA as a whole. From day one, we've been shunned by every
incarnation of the NWA front office, for no real reason. Just look back
within
the last year... both Fury and myself overcame all the odds thrown
against us
and became the NWA World Heavyweight Champion on different occasions;
but
almost immediately after each of us won it we had the deck stacked
against us
and thrown into match after match to ensure we lost the title in a
hurry,
shortly after, and during the rehabilitation of my injuries sustained
making
sure Sean Cain didn’t come back around here again, the match was signed
against
Snake Eyes, and the rest is history. Fast forward, neither of us were
to receive
our entitled rematch.
Chris Fury: That's right. Jay loses to Cavenaugh... doesn't get a
rematch.
Cavenaugh loses to me... gets an almost immediate rematch. I lose to
Cavenaugh... no fucking rematch. It's an alliance wide conspiracy
against the
two of us, and it always has been!
Jay Jousma: But I think we've sent a message loud and clear that it
ends now.
Actually, it was more like a two part message. The first part, everyone
here
knows about by now and was delivered at the end of Death Toll. And for
those of
you who don't know, the second part of our message was sent on the
other side
of this planet, at the last Young Lions Wrestling show, in Melbourne,
Australia. At the end of their pay per view last week, Chris joined me
in the
ring to help dismantle that fuckup drug addict whose name isn’t even
worth
mentioning, after I successfully defended my Alpha Championship against
him.
Sudden Impact delivered an impactful blow to Young Lions Wrestling that
night
that proved to be a fatal one, as the powers that be there have decided
to
close their doors for good. The company was already bleeding money, and
when
Scott King saw that Sudden Impact had arrived to do what we did in
WCCW, he
decided to close his doors while he was still healthy and still had
some money left,
before we completely destroyed his roster.
Chris Fury: So you're the last ever Alpha Champion eh? What an honor?
Jay Jousma: Yeah... the third and final man to hold the strap in its
six month
existence.
Chris Fury: But… the longest reigning. Gonna put it up on your wall at
home?
Jay Jousma: Why bother? With everything that has happened last week the
wrestling world may have missed a step on that one. Hell, I almost did
too,
didn’t find out till I got stateside again yesterday.
Chris Fury: So what are you gonna do with the belt then?
Jay Jousma: Hmm... Well... since these fans got screwed out of seeing
our match
at Death Toll, I may as well give back to them. Lord knows Gorgas won't
be
giving them anything to cheer about tonight, seeing as we're not
booked, and
those idiots that thought they would try to help me out and then
attacked us in
some bizarrely written plot twist are playing Dungeons and Dragons or
something. Oh, and Terence is wrestling himself for the North American
Title…
[With microphone in hand Jousma exits the ring and begins walking
around the
ringside area looking at the fans.]
Jay Jousma: Who wants a free souvenir? Once in a lifetime opportunity
here!
Young Lions Alpha Championship is up for grabs here! Only one of these
exists
in the whole world folks! This ain't no replica, this is the real deal!
[After surveying almost all of the fans at the entire ringside area,
which are
all reaching out to him and going nuts, Jousma finds a clearly mentally
handicapped kid jumping up and down wearing an old Jay Jousma “The Lord
of the
Steel Chair” t-shirt, and some big goofy glasses. Jousma lifts the
Alpha title
from his shoulder and places it on the young man, who becomes instantly
thrilled.]
Jay Jousma: There ya go kid! Wear it to school, sell it on eBay, maybe
paint
the WCCW logo on it and watch Darkstar not win it, whatever! It's yours
now!
[The crowd pops as Jousma gets back in the ring. Fury is clearly
holding back
some big time laughter, with a smirk on his face.]
Jay Jousma: Now let's cut to the chase and get to the real reason why
we came
out here tonight. Rumor has it that Tom Gorgas is going to come down
here later
tonight and make an announcement regarding the WCCW participants in the
upcoming NWA Lou Thesz Memorial Tournament. You know, the tournament
that I won
last year, allowing me to capture the NWA World Title in the same
night, that
one. Gorgas! Listen up buddy, you've made plenty of business mistakes
during
your short tenure here so far in WCCW, but here's the chance to get
something
right. Now I know you probably intend on fucking this one up too, but
we're out
here to help you get it right.
[Jousma looks directly into the camera with a cold and serious look on
his
face.]
Jay Jousma: When it comes to naming WCCW's two participants in Thesz
this year,
all you have to do is look at your television monitor right now and see
who
you're going to name. In case you haven't figured it out yet though,
let me
give you a hint! SUDDEN FUCKING IMPACT!!!
[The crowd pops.]
Jay Jousma: Chris Fury and Jay Jousma will be the two participants
representing
your company at Lou Thesz. Understand? And make no mistake about it,
the two of
us will go straight to the finals and finally be able to put on the
match that
you ruined. Only this time it will be on the biggest stage of them all
and for
the richest prize of them all.
Chris Fury: It seems like there's already a plan in motion to make sure
that
doesn't happen though. I don't know if it's Gorgas' doing, or the king
of the
scumbag suites, Batee. but it seems I've already been booked at Lou
Thesz in a
match the NWA Television Title. Well that's fine and dandy, I'll be
happy to
take the TV title, but don't think for a minute that I'm going to let
that keep
me out of Thesz. I don't care how many matches I need to wrestle in one
night.
I will win the NWA TV title, and I will battle all the way to the
finals of
Thesz
Jay Jousma: Either way Gorgas, one of us will walk out of Thesz the
winner of
the tournament, and will end up bringing back the NWA World Heavyweight
Title
to YOUR company. Don't fuck this one up Tommy... you'll only be hurting
yourself. Oh, and one more thing, if it’s still open to me, I’m still
mulling
over you’re little offer there. I’ll let ya know later on tonight.
[The crowd pops.]
[Jousma throws down the mic as Sudden Impact's music kicks in over the
PA once
again. Both men exit the ring, and stare down Gorgas, while slapping
hands with
a few of the fans at ringside as they head to the back.]
Marc Lowrance: I don't understand why the fans are cheering these guys.
They're
kinda assholes...
Terry Michaels: Well yeah I guess they are, but in the end they're
fighting for
what they believe is for the greater good of the company and the fans.
Ya know
the way Robin Hood stole from the rich and gave to the poor? It's a
little like
that. What they're doing may make some, including the CEO of Southwest
Sports a
little uneasy, but it's being done with the best of intentions.
Marc Lowrance: Riiiiiight. Well none the less fans, Sudden Impact have
sent a
message loud and clear to WCCW CEO Tom Gorgas. Make the right decision
regarding the Thesz tournament or there will be consequences. Will Mr.
Gorgas
meet there demands, or does he have plans of his own for Thesz? We'll
find out
later tonight when he makes his announcement. Now let's get to the
action!
Citizen
X vs. "The Vagabond" RJ Harris
Jeremy
Harding - This match is scheduled for one fall. On his
way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 238 pounds, from Seattle,
WA,
"The Vagabond" RJ Harris!!! (Crowd cheers ********)
["Seven
days to the wolves" plays and out comes RJ
with his trademark white jacket white combat pants and red gloves and
black
shoes. He shakes hand and makes his way to the ring and get in and bows
to each
corner and then waits for his opponent. ]
Jeremy
Harding - and his opponent, weighing in at 226 pounds,
from Parts Unknown, Citizen X!!! (Crowd cheers ***********)
[As the
opening of "More Human than Human" begins to
play on out of the PA sound System the camera shifts to outside and a
big
"C" is in the air. Out of nowhere The giant "C" in the air
begins to flash in sequence to the beat of "More Human Than Human" as
the camera spans back into the arena, "The Vagabond" RJ Harris walks
around the ring. Citizen X tests out the ropes. (ding, ding, ding) Vagabond, Harris comes from behind and
bulldogs Citizen X. "The Vagabond" RJ Harris gets back to his feet.
Now Citizen X standing. Citizen X hits
Vagabond, Harris with the back of his elbow. Citizen X delivers
a
short-arm clothesline to "The Vagabond" RJ Harris. "The
Vagabond" RJ Harris stands up. Citizen X catches "The Vagabond"
RJ Harris leg, but Vagabond, Harris
reverses it with an enzuigiri to Citizen X's head.
Vagabond, Harris stomps Citizen X. Citizen X is
back on his feet. Citizen X hits
Vagabond, Harris with the back of his elbow. Citizen X takes Vagabond, Harris off his feet with a
short-arm clothesline Vagabond, Harris
is up again. Vagabond, Harris grabs
Citizen X's head and DDT's him on the mat. ]
Terry
Michaels - Nice DDT by "The Vagabond" RJ Harris.
["The
Vagabond" RJ Harris stands up. Citizen X gets
up. ]
Marc
Lowrance - Finally, this match is beginning to be awesome!
These guys are good athletes, but not as good as me!
Terry
Michaels - Oh yeah!
[Harris
grabs Citizen X by the arm and breaks it over his
shoulder. ]
Marc
Lowrance - "The Vagabond" RJ Harris has gotten
cocky...why else would you use a move like that?
["The
Vagabond" RJ Harris bounces Citizen X off the
ropes and clotheslines him. Citizen X hits
Vagabond, Harris with the back of his elbow. "The Vagabond" RJ
Harris comes from behind and bulldogs Citizen X. Vagabond,
Harris is up again. Citizen X gets
up. Vagabond, Harris trys for a
spinebuster but Citizen X avoids it. "The Vagabond" RJ Harris and
Citizen X go to the floor ]
Terry
Michaels - My God! Citizen X could be killed with all
those weapons!!
[Pat
Wolfe starts the count (.1)
Vagabond, Harris throws a chair at Citizen X. Citizen X with a
gut-wrench suplex on Vagabond, Harris.
Now Citizen X standing. (..2) (...3) Citizen X applies an arm wrench to
"The Vagabond" RJ Harris. ]
Marc
Lowrance - Citizen X has gotten cocky...why else would you
use a move like that?
[(....4)
Citizen X applies an arm wrench to Vagabond,
Harris. (.....5) Citizen X and
"The Vagabond" RJ Harris move back into the ring. Citizen X
grabs Vagabond, Harris and applies an
arm wrench. Citizen X applies an arm wrench to
Vagabond, Harris. Vagabond,
Harris climbs to his feet. Citizen X gets snap suplexed by
Vagabond, Harris. "The Vagabond" RJ
Harris is back on his feet. Vagabond,
Harris executes the sleeperhold on Citizen X. The referee is checking
the
situation. ... ... Vagabond, Harris
tightens the hold. ... Vagabond, Harris
breaks the hold. ]
Terry
Michaels - "The Vagabond" RJ Harris could be
doing a little better but then again it's on the Vagabond,
Harris.
[Citizen
X short-arm clotheslines "The Vagabond" RJ
Harris to the mat. Citizen X covers "The Vagabond" RJ Harris hooking
the leg. Referee Pat Wolfe makes the count. ...1 "The Vagabond" RJ
Harris kicks out. ]
Marc
Lowrance - Citizen X is a wuss if he thought he could win
with that move!
[Citizen
X hits "The Vagabond" RJ Harris with the back
of his elbow. Citizen X catches
Vagabond, Harris leg, but
Vagabond, Harris reverses it with an enzuigiri to Citizen X's
head. ]
Terry
Michaels - "The Vagabond" RJ Harris with a
enzuigiri.
[Citizen
X gets back to his feet. Citizen X short-arm
clotheslines Vagabond, Harris to the
mat. Citizen X applies an arm wrench to "The Vagabond" RJ Harris.
"The Vagabond" RJ Harris gets up.
Vagabond, Harris executes the German suplex on Citizen X. Vagabond, Harris gets up.
Vagabond, Harris executes a flying knee drop
right to the gut of Citizen X. "The Vagabond" RJ Harris is up
again. Vagabond, Harris executes a
flying knee drop right to the gut of Citizen X. ]
Marc
Lowrance - Vagabond,
Harris really pisses me off! He has talent, but he just doesn't use his
strong
moves!
[
Vagabond, Harris climbs to his feet. Citizen X hits "The
Vagabond" RJ Harris with the back of his elbow. Citizen X delivers a
short-arm clothesline to Vagabond,
Harris. Citizen X goes for a pin. Pat Wolfe counts the pin. ...1 "The
Vagabond" RJ Harris kicks out. ]
Terry
Michaels - Citizen X should have known better than to try
for a pin at this point in the match.
["The
Vagabond" RJ Harris is up again. "The
Vagabond" RJ Harris grabs Citizen X by the arm and breaks it over his
shoulder. Citizen X short-arm clotheslines "The Vagabond" RJ Harris
to the mat. ]
Marc
Lowrance - An excellent move by Citizen X.
[
Vagabond, Harris gets back to his feet. Citizen X gets snap
suplexed by Vagabond, Harris. Now Vagabond, Harris standing. Citizen X gets
up. Vagabond, Harris bounces Citizen X
off the ropes and clotheslines him. "The Vagabond" RJ Harris kicks
Citizen X on the mat. Vagabond, Harris
executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Citizen X.
Vagabond, Harris stands up. Citizen X climbs
to his feet. Vagabond, Harris grabs
Citizen X by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder.
Vagabond, Harris hits Citizen X with a heart
punch. Vagabond, Harris covers Citizen X
hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Terry
Michaels - Well all be damn, he ended up winning the
thing!
Jeremy
Harding - The winner of this match, "The
Vagabond" RJ Harris!!!
[‘Faint’
by Linkin Park hits the sound system, and the crowd boos a little as
they
realise that the man who turned against them at Death Toll is
appearing. Zak
smirks as he steps on to the stage in his ring gear and zipped up
hooded
jacket, microphone in hand.]
Zak:
That’s all I get? Come on!
[The
crowd boos a little more.]
Lowrance:
Well Zak Phenom is not a popular man at the moment, Terry.
Michaels:
He’s been a fan favourite since he set foot in the WCCW, but for some
reason he
teamed up with Shepherd and turned his back on the fans after the Title
match
at Death Toll.
Lowrance:
We could get some answers here tonight.
[Zak
raises the microphone to his mouth, walking to the ring.]
Zak:
And that is exactly the problem. You don’t even care enough to hate me
all that
much. If I was part of the in crowd, the clique, you would have cheered
my name
week in week out and I would be standing atop this company with a smile
on my
face. But I wasn’t. I’m still not. And so that hasn’t happened. This
place is
full of people who hold you down. The people in charge screwed with me
- they
made me wrestle opponents beneath me and left me out at important
shows. You
people with your warped sense of loyalty screwed me because you never
backed me
up. I was busting my gut every show, and you might have cheered a
little, but
did ANY of you ever make your voices heard when you were concerned I
wasn’t
getting the right shots? No. I heard nothing.
[Zak
is at the ring now, and rolls under the bottom rope.]
Lowrance:
He’s not pulling the punches.
Zak:
And just when I think it can’t get worse, I come out, and I turn to
Shepherd,
and he throws me a chair, and the look on each and every persons face
at that
moment was priceless. We took Jousma out. We scared Harris out of his
pants. We
showed you all what our intentions are. And I was on top of the world.
We
returned to the back, and we were finally happy in where we were headed
in this
place. And then it DID get worse.
Michaels:
I have a feeling this might be to do with the aftermath of the Pagano
finals.
[Zak
leans against the top rope and looks intensely into the crowd.]
Zak:
And then my big statement - mine and Shepherd’s big statement - is
rendered
completely and utterly obsolete. Sudden Impact reform and take out
Harris and
Darkstar by leaving their mark, LITERALLY, on the ring. They stole my
time from
me. They screwed us.
[Zak
looks angry.]
Zak:
They took a moment that should have left us happy and they stamped on
it. They
powerbombed it onto pure concrete. Me and Shepherd, we deserve more
than what
we’re getting, and even when we TOOK your attention, Sudden Impact had
to go
and take it back. We won’t stand for it. They’ll see.
[Zak
sits on the middle rope, one foot out and one foot in.]
Zak:
But you. All of you people who claim to be ‘fans’? You’re even worse.
And we’re
washing our hands of you. We no longer want to take the burden of your
expectations on our back wherever we go. We don’t care what you want
any more.
From this moment on, we are ABSOLVED.
[Zak
drops the mic and unzips the jacket, revealing a tshirt bearing ‘The
Absolved’
across the chest.]
Michaels:
And for the second show in a row one of the team of Shepherd and Phenom
make
their intentions well and truly known.
Lowrance:
Maybe next time we’ll get them both at once.
Michaels:
I guess they’re known as The Absolved, Marc, whatever that refers to.
The
Absolved vs. The Wrecking Crew
Jeremy
Harding - This match is scheduled for one fall. On there
way to the ring at this time, The Absolved!!!
[The
Absolved come to the ring. ]
Jeremy
Harding - and their opponents, the team of The Wrecking
Crew.
["Iron
Man" plays as the Wrecking Crew makes their way
to the ring Megalord grabs Aaron's arm and strkes his elbow. Shepherd
walks
around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Megalord clotheslines Aaron
Shpeherd. ]
Marc
Lowrance - Aaron is very lucky that Megalord didn't use a
stronger maneuver!
[Megalord
connects with a low blow. Aaron Shpeherd goes down.
Lord Ironwolf tagged in by Megalord. They lockup. Aaron sends Lord
Ironwolf to
the corner of the ring. Lord Ironwolf delivers a kick to the head of
Shepherd.
Lord Ironwolf hits Shepherd with the back of his elbow. Aaron Shpeherd
sets
Lord Ironwolf up DDTs him into the mat. Shepherd makes the tag to Zak
Phenom.
Lord Ironwolf grabs Zak Phenom and applies an arm wrench. Zak Phenom is
up
again. Zak Phenom executes a jawbreakeron Lord Ironwolf. ]
Terry
Michaels - Zak Phenom with a okay jawbreaker.
[Zak
Phenom gets up.
Phenom covers Lord Ironwolf hooking the leg. Referee Pat Wolfe
makes the
count. ...1 Lord Ironwolf kicks out. ]
Marc
Lowrance - Phenom
knows that he can't win with a move like that! He just does it anyways!
[Lord
Ironwolf climbs to his feet. Lord Ironwolf tags in Megalord.
Zak Phenom comes from behind and bulldogs Megalord.
Phenom is back on his feet. Lord Ironwolf
tagged in by Megalord. Lord Ironwolf pins Zak Phenom against the ropes
and
chokes him with his forearm. ]
Terry
Michaels - This is just awefull! Zak Phenom is being
double teamed!... NOT!!!
[Lord
Ironwolf uses a closed fist on Phenom. ]
Marc
Lowrance - I hate when somebody acts like they are all
that, when we know they aren't!
[Lord
Ironwolf kicks Zak Phenom in the back of the leg. Lord
Ironwolf puts Zak Phenom in an arm grapevine submission. ]
Terry
Michaels - Zak Phenom takes a arm grapevine.
[Lord
Ironwolf makes the tag to Megalord. Megalord punches Zak
Phenom repeatedly. Phenom gets hit with
a diving elbow smash from Lord Ironwolf. They lockup. Megalord sends Phenom to the corner of the ring. ]
Marc
Lowrance - Zak Phenom is getting torn up just like a dog
would tear up a mouse!
[Megalord
gets up. Megalord applies an arm wrench to Zak Phenom.
Zak Phenom moves back to his feet. Zak Phenom brings in Shepherd for
The
Absolved. Aaron Shpeherd kicks Megalord in the back of the leg.
Shepherd
suplexes Megalord. Shepherd neck snaps Megalord. ]
Terry
Michaels - Keep up the good double team work, it's the key
to good tag team wreslting.
[Megalord
delivers a kick to the head of Shepherd. Shepherd tags
Zak Phenom. Megalord shoulder tackles
Phenom. Megalord gets back to his feet. Megalord goes for a pin.
Pat
Wolfe counts. ...1 Phenom kicks out. ]
Terry
Michaels - Give me a break he can't get a win at this
point in the match!
[Shepherd
tagged in by
Phenom. Megalord fist drops Aaron on the mat. Aaron Shpeherd
tags
in Phenom. Phenom
takes a slap to the face from Megalord.
Now Megalord standing. Megalord punches
Phenom in the head. Megalord runs and tackles
Phenom. Megalord punches him in the
head. Phenom brings in Aaron Shpeherd
for The Absolved. Megalord stomps Aaron Shpeherd's head. ]
Marc
Lowrance - A move by Megalord.
[Aaron
Shpeherd tags in
Phenom. Megalord rolls onto
Phenom connecting with a knee. Megalord trys for a Spinning
Neck-Breaker
but Phenom avoids it. Megalord makes the
tag to Lord Ironwolf. Zak Phenom legsweeps Lord Ironwolf. ]
Terry
Michaels - Lord Ironwolf takes a legsweep.
[Lord
Ironwolf stands up. Lord Ironwolf with an Aztecan suplex
on Phenom sends him to the mat. Lord
Ironwolf gets back to his feet. Zak Phenom moves back to his feet. Zak
Phenom
mule kicks Lord Ironwolf. Zak Phenom brings in Aaron Shpeherd for The
Absolved.
Aaron Shpeherd gets back to his feet. Lord Ironwolf is up again. Lord
Ironwolf
bites Aaron Shpeherd's arm out of desparation. Megalord tagged in by
Lord
Ironwolf. Lord Ironwolf grabs Shepherd's leg and takes him down. Lord
Ironwolf
hits a power slam on Aaron. Aaron hits the mat. ]
Terry
Michaels - Shepherd is being double teamed! I love it!
[Aaron
hiptosses Megalord. Now Megalord standing. Megalord
delivers a short-arm clothesline to Aaron. ]
Marc
Lowrance - Why would you use a move in this kind of match?
You would have to be messed up!
[Aaron
is up again. Aaron bounces Megalord off the ropes and
clotheslines him. Shepherd brings in Zak Phenom for The Absolved.
Megalord
sets Phenom up DDTs him into the
mat. Phenom is up again.
Phenom is put in the Mandible Claw by Phenom.
Pat Wolfe asks Phenom if he quits. ...
Megalord tightens the
hold. ... ... Phenom is fighting the
hold. ... Megalord breaks the hold. ]
Marc
Lowrance - I can't believe that Megalord didn't win it
right there!
Terry
Michaels - I wish every match could be like this!
[Megalord
piledrives
Phenom. Megalord sucks chants start in the crowd. ]
Marc
Lowrance - An impressive move that was executed by
Megalord!
[Zak
Phenom stands up. Megalord drags Phenom to
the floor. ]
Terry
Michaels - Look at these goofs! They're going to get
counted out.
[Pat
Wolfe starts the count (.1) Megalord chokes Phenom
with a microphone cable. ]
Terry
Michaels - Did you see that last move?
Marc
Lowrance - Yup!
[ Phenom
executes a swinging neckbreaker on Megalord. (..2)
Phenom climbs to the second turnbuckle and
hits the Finale onto Megalord. Zak Phenom climbs to his feet. (...3)
Now
Megalord standing. (....4) Megalord takes Zak Phenom down with a knee.
(.....5)
Megalord and Zak Phenom move back into the ring. Megalord knees Zak
Phenom and
rolls back to his feet. Zak Phenom makes the tag to Shepherd. Megalord
drives a
forearm into Aaron. Shepherd goes for a power move but Megalord dodges
the
attack. Shepherd drags Megalord to the floor. ]
Terry
Michaels - My God! Megalord could be killed with all those
weapons!!
[Pat
Wolfe starts the count (.1) Aaron sets Megalord up DDTs him
into the floor. Megalord gets up. They fight into the aisle. (..2)
Megalord
flips Aaron Shpeherd to the floor. Megalord measures Aaron up and drops
a
closed fist. Megalord gets back to his feet. Shepherd and Megalord move
back to
ringside. Aaron and Megalord move back into the ring. Aaron Shpeherd
suplexes
Megalord. Aaron sucks chants start in the crowd. Aaron sets Megalord up
DDTs
him into the mat. Megalord is up again. Shepherd puts Megalord on the
top rope.
Aaron gives Megalord the cobra clutch superplex to the mat. Shepherd
covers
Megalord. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Jeremy
Harding - The winners of this match, The Absolved!!!
[Zak and
Aaron face the crowd and raise their arms in the
air, and are met with boos throughout the audience.]
Lowrance: Well, Shepherd and Phenom looking good together as a cohesive
unit.
[Out of nowhere, Sudden Impact hit the ring, and sneak up behind Phenom
and
Shepherd, who still don’t know anyone is behind them.]
Michaels: Well this could get interesting.
[Fury and Jousma pull what looks to be pepper spray from their pockets,
and
then tap Shepherd and Phenom on their shoulders.]
Lowrance: I think we should invest in some riot gear out here these
days Terry.
[Phenom and Shepherd turn around, and are met with pepper spray to the
face.
They drop to the canvas clutching their eyes, but Sudden Impact waits
until
they finish their respective containers on the others. They then throw
the
containers onto the mat outside of the ring, as Shepherd and Phenom lay
there
rolling around on the mat. Jousma crouches and gets not quite close
enough to
Shepherd’s face so as to not get a contact from the spray.]
Jay: Yeah, in case you didn’t read the run-sheet this week, I’m not out
here to
help you out for some nonsensical reason, neither is Chris.
[Fury grabs Phenom by the hair, lifting his head off the canvas as he
still
writhes in pain.]
Fury: That’s what you get for getting some heat, and you didn't even
have to
try and steal ours that time, dickwad.
[Fury and Jousma appeal to the crowd, as they exit the ring. An
official runs
in with bottles of water and other supplies to aid the two whose
misfortune was
upon them.]
WCCW
Old School Championship
Hardcore
Rules
Princeton
Michaels vs. William Dawes
Jeremy
Harding - This match is a Hardcore Match. It
is for the WCCW Old School title. On his
way to the ring at this time, weighing
in at 257 pounds, from Brownville, Texas, William Dawes!!! (crowd boos
***)
[Dope
Boys by The Game plays as Dawes makes his way to ringside,
the WCCW Old School title belt around his waist.]
Jeremy
Harding - and his opponent, weighing in at
236 pounds, from Death Valley,
AZ, Princeton Michaels!!! (crowd boos ************)
[Princeton
Michaels walks to the ring. Pat Wolfe is the referee
for this contest. William Dawes tests out the ropes. Princeton Michaels
walks
around the ring. (ding, ding, ding) William Dawes takes Princeton
Michaels down
with a knee. Princeton Michaels gets up. Princeton Michaels grabs Dawes
and
hits him with a European uppercut. Dawes gets up. Dawes chops Princeton
Michaels. ]
Marc
Lowrance - William Dawes has gotten cocky...why else would
you use a move like that?
[Dawes
catches Princeton Michaels leg, but Princeton Michaels
reverses it with an enzuigiri to William Dawes's head. William Dawes
climbs to
his feet. William Dawes hiptosses Princeton Michaels. William Dawes
kicks
Princeton Michaels on the mat. William covers Princeton Michaels
hooking the
leg. Referee Pat Wolfe makes the count. ...1 ...2 Princeton Michaels
escapes. ]
Terry
Michaels - Dawes should have known better than to try for
a pin at this point in the match.
[Dawes
uses a closed fist on Princeton Michaels. Princeton
Michaels with a Russian legsweep on Dawes. Princeton Michaels gets up.
Princeton Michaels cuts Dawes with a blade. Dawes is bleeding as a
result. ]
Marc
Lowrance - I really didn't think that these guys would beat
down each other so there would be blood!
[Princeton
Michaels sets William Dawes up DDTs him into the mat.
]
Terry
Michaels - William looks like he got beat with the ugly
stick.
[Princeton
Michaels hits William with an elbowdrop from the
second turnbuckle. ]
Marc
Lowrance - A move by Princeton Michaels.
[Princeton
Michaels moves back to his feet. Princeton Michaels
hits Dawes with an elbowdrop. Now Princeton Michaels standing. Dawes
gets up.
William uses a snap mare takeover on Princeton Michaels. Princeton
Michaels
gets back to his feet. Princeton Michaels connects with a low blow.
William
goes down. Dawes hits a right jab, then a left jab, Princeton Michaels
stumbles
back. ]
Marc
Lowrance - Dawes pulled that off with authority.
[William
grabs Princeton Michaels by the arm and breaks it over
his shoulder. ]
Terry
Michaels - Dawes with a okay armbreaker.
[William
Dawes grabs Princeton Michaels's head and DDT's him on
the mat. William is back on his feet. William Dawes sends Princeton
Michaels to
ringside. ]
Marc
Lowrance - This has actually been a great match! These guys
aren't better than me, don't you agree?
Terry
Michaels - No way man.
[William
Dawes kicks Princeton Michaels on the floor. Dawes
stomps Princeton Michaels. William stomps Princeton Michaels's head. ]
Marc
Lowrance - That is never going to get you a win in this
kind of a match!
[Princeton
Michaels rakes the face of William Dawes in attempt
to make a come back. ]
Terry
Michaels - Princeton Michaels with a face rake.
[Princeton
Michaels comes from behind and bulldogs Dawes.
Princeton Michaels is up again. Princeton Michaels goes for a pin.
Referee Pat
Wolfe makes the count. ...1 ...2 William kicks out. ]
Terry
Michaels - Give me a break he can't get a win at this
point in the match!
[William
climbs to his feet. Dawes bounces Princeton Michaels
off the ropes and clotheslines him. William stomps Princeton Michaels. ]
Marc
Lowrance - Why would you use a move in this kind of match?
You would have to be messed up!
[Princeton
Michaels gets back to his feet. Princeton Michaels
goes for a swinging neckbreaker but Dawes dodges the attack. Princeton
Michaels
goes for a figure four. Referee Pat Wolfe is checking for a tap out.
... ...
... Princeton Michaels tightens the hold. ... William Dawes escapes. ]
Terry
Michaels - OHHHHHHH So close!!!
[They
head back into the ring. Princeton Michaels throws a chair
at William Dawes. ]
Terry
Michaels - William looks like he got beat with the ugly
stick.
[Dawes
gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by
Princeton Michaels. William Dawes kicks Princeton Michaels in the
stomach.
Dawes covers Princeton Michaels hooking the leg. Referee Pat Wolfe
makes the
count. ...1 Princeton Michaels escapes. ]
Marc
Lowrance - You will never recieve a win on your record with
such a weak move like that!
[Princeton
Michaels is back on his feet. Princeton Michaels
takes William down with a knee. William gets back to his feet. William
neck
snaps Princeton Michaels. Princeton Michaels hits Dawes with a heart
punch.
Dawes climbs to his feet. Princeton Michaels knifehand chops Dawes. ]
Terry
Michaels - William Dawes takes a knifehand chop.
[Princeton
Michaels get whipped into the corner and William
follows him in with an avalanche. Dawes
applies a boston crab to Princeton Michaels. Pat Wolfe asks Princeton
Michaels
if he quits. ... Princeton Michaels trys to escape. ... Princeton
Michaels escapes.
]
Marc
Lowrance - I can't believe that William didn't win it right
there!
[William
throws a chair at Princeton Michaels. ]
Terry
Michaels - What a match, I guess...
Marc
Lowrance - I didn't think that these guys had it in them to
lose so much blood!
[Dawes
uses a snap mare takeover on Princeton Michaels. William
Dawes stomps Princeton Michaels's head. Dawes goes for a pin. Pat Wolfe
counts.
...1 ...2 Princeton Michaels escapes. ]
Terry
Michaels - He should have just on Princeton Michaels like
flies on....oh nevermind...
[Dawes
kicks Princeton Michaels in the stomach. Princeton
Michaels climbs to his feet. William Dawes picks up Princeton Michaels
and hits
him with the Death Valley Driver. William is up again. William puts
Princeton
Michaels in a reverse chin lock. The referee is checking the situation.
...
Princeton Michaels trys to escape. ... Princeton Michaels trys to
escape. ...
Princeton Michaels trys to escape. ... Princeton Michaels escapes. ]
Marc
Lowrance - I didn't think that William Dawes could actually
even get close to a win, but he proved me wrong!
[William
Dawes swings a Steel chair and hits Princeton Michaels.
Princeton Michaels is bleeding as a result. ]
Terry
Michaels - Wake me up when this is over...
Marc
Lowrance - The blood pouring all over the ring is music to
my ears!
[Princeton
Michaels, lying on the mat, is hammered by an elbow
drop out of the corner. Dawes is up again. William stomps Princeton
Michaels.
Princeton Michaels sends William Dawes to ringside. They fight into the
aisle.
they fight their way backstage Princeton Michaels punches Dawes
repeatedly.
Princeton Michaels grabs William Dawes's head and DDT's him on the
floor.
Princeton Michaels is back on his feet. Princeton Michaels hits Dawes
with The
Ugly Truth! Princeton Michaels goes for a pin. Pat Wolfe counts. ...1
...2 ...3
]
Terry
Michaels - We've got ourselves a wiener!! HaHaHa...
Jeremy
Harding - The winner of this match, and new WCCW Old
School champion, Princeton Michaels!!
*”Enter Sandman” starts playing as Tom Gorgas walks out to the
top of the ramp, mic in hand.*
Tom
Gorgas: All right,
you animals, shut up and listen a second!
Everybody has been wondering who Terence Harris’ mystery
opponent for
the Main Event is gonna’ be! Wonder no
more! Terence’s opponent is none other
than
Jonathan Darkstar, and that match is NOW!!
Get your asses out here!
NWA
North American Heavyweight Championship
Terence
Harris vs. Jonathan Darkstar
Jeremy
Harding - This match is scheduled for one fall and it is
for the NWA North American Heavyweight title. On his way to the ring at
this
time, weighing in at 295 pounds, from
Dallas, Texas, Jonathan Darkstar!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[Funeral
Music sounds as 12 druids form an archway for The
Deadman as he makes his way to ringside. ]
Jeremy
Harding - and his opponent, weighing in at
225 pounds, from Dallas, Texas
he is the NWA North American Heavyweight Champion, Terence Harris!!!
(crowd
cheers ********)
[Tom
Sawyer by Rush plays as Terence makes his way to ringside
The Deadman walks around the ring. The Natural tests out the ropes.
(the bell
rings) Jonathan Darkstar neck snaps Harris. Terence with an Aztecan
suplex on
Jon sends him to the mat. Terence gets back to his feet. Terence Harris
stomps
Jonathan. The Natural stomps The Deadman. Terence Harris kicks Jon on
the mat.
]
Marc
Lowrance - Jonathan is very lucky that Terence Harris
didn't use a stronger maneuver!
[Jonathan
Darkstar powerbombs The Natural. Jonathan locks the
Figure-Four Leglock on Harris. Referee Pat Wolfe is checking for a tap
out. ...
Harris trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) Harris escapes. ]
Terry
Michaels - OHHHHHHH So close!!!
Marc
Lowrance - I want what I came for.....Hardcore Action!
[Jonathan
kicks Terence Harris on the mat. ]
Terry
Michaels - Jonathan Darkstar with a stomp.
[The
Natural climbs to his feet. Harris punches Jonathan in the
head. ]
Marc
Lowrance - An excellent move by Terence Harris.
[Harris
hiptosses Jonathan. Terence Harris stomps Jon's head.
Jon stands up. The Deadman uses a closed fist on Terence Harris. Harris
bounces
Jonathan off the ropes and clotheslines him. Terence wraps Jonathan's
arm
behind his back and delivers an STO. Terence stomps Jonathan. ]
Terry
Michaels - stomp!
[The
Natural stomps The Deadman. The Deadman moves back to his
feet. The Natural applies a fireman's carry to Jonathan. He drops
Jonathan
Darkstar into a Reverse Gory Special Piledriver. ]
Marc
Lowrance - Holy! I am shocked that Terence actually pulled
of such a move! I think this match sucks, don't you?
Terry
Michaels - Nope.
[Harris
stomps Jonathan Darkstar's head. Jonathan discus punches
Terence Harris. Jonathan Darkstar covers The Natural. Pat Wolfe counts.
...1
...2 The Natural kicks out. ]
Terry
Michaels - Not even close!
[Now The
Natural standing. The Natural uses a snap mare takeover
on Jon. Jon bounces Terence off the ropes and clotheslines him. Jon
kicks The
Natural on the mat. Harris is back on his feet. The Natural executes
the German
suplex on Jon. ]
Terry
Michaels - That German suplex was very good.
Marc
Lowrance - Allright!
[Terence
Harris uses the rope as a springboard and moonsaults
onto Jon. Terence Harris is back on his feet. The Natural covers The
Deadman
hooking the leg. Pat Wolfe counts the pin. ...1 ...2 The Deadman
escapes. ]
Terry
Michaels - Harris was so close!!
[The
Deadman moves back to his feet. ]
Marc
Lowrance - My god! These guys have lost a lot of blood!
[The
Natural gives Jon a reverse neckbreaker. Terence hooks
reverse underhook DDT on Jon, sending him head first into the mat.
Terence
chants start. The Natural uses the rope as a springboard and moonsaults
onto
Jonathan. Terence Harris gets back to his feet. Terence uses the rope
as a
springboard and moonsaults onto Jonathan Darkstar. Terence Harris is
back on
his feet. Jonathan Darkstar stands up. The Natural applies a modified
Indian
Death Lock, he bridges back and applies an STF. THE NATURAL LOCK!! The
referee
is checking the situation. ... ... ... Jonathan is fighting the hold.
...
Jonathan is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Jonathan is fighting
the hold.
... Jonathan trys to escape. ... The Natural tightens the hold. ...
Jonathan
trys to escape. ... Jonathan is fighting the hold. Jonathan taps out. ]
[Terence
begins sizing up Jonathan as he begins to come around.]
Lowrance: You know what’s coming now…
Michaels: Another Natural Lock!!!
THWACK!!!
[In the corner of the ring we see referee Pat Wolfe crumple to the
canvas,
after being smacked in the back of the head with a chair… by Jay
Jousma. Jousma
enters the ring at this point, throwing the chair on the canvas.]
Michaels: Uh-oh…
[Terence sees this, and looks at Jousma with a questioning look, while
also
looking over at his downed opponent. As he begins to advance on Jay,
Fury
sneaks up behind Terence and taps him on the shoulder, similar to what
was seen
earlier in the night, holding a can of pepper spray at eye-level to
Terence.]
Lowrance: Again? We just got that odor out of here!
[Terence turns around to confront his longtime rival, quickly grabbing
the can
of pepper spray from Fury, and attempting to use it on him… It appears
to be
empty. Terence quickly throws the can to the mat outside the ring, and
is hit
with a stungun from behind by Jousma, as Fury laughs hysterically. The
two
begin to stomp on the downed Terence as Jonathan runs over to attempt
to clear
the ring before the ref comes to. He is met with heavy resistance
immediately,
and is tossed out of the ring by Fury.]
Fury: -fuck outta here.
[Fury and Jousma begin to circle Harris like vultures, when Jousma
grabs Harris
by his arms and lifts his torso up so that the incapacitated Natural is
staring
at the canvas through his cobwebs.]
Michaels: This can’t be good.
[Fury grabs a chair and slides it under Terence’s face. The fans sense
what is
going down here and immediately begin to boo.]
Lowrance: I don’t know how anybody can condone this, if what I think is
going
to happen is going to happen-
[Jousma places his foot in the center of Terence’s upper back. He then
looks
down at the chair and looks up at Fury, shaking his head ‘no’. Fury
shrugs and
kicks the chair away from Terence’s face. He then runs off the ropes.]
BOOM!
[What an impact! Jousma stomped Terence into the canvas as he was met
with a
legdrop to the back of the head by Fury. A good portion of the fans in
the
arena are disgusted! The two turn their attention on the man laying
outside the
ring, and head over to him. Jousma gets to the mat and repositions him
much
like he just did to Terence. Fury gets out onto the apron.]
Michaels: No, not again…
[Fury looks as if he is about to leap off the apron. Jousma lets go of
the man,
and raises a finger in the air, telling Chris to wait a second. He then
walks
to the man’s head, and removes the mat from the floor by his head.]
Lowrance: No, come on! Somebody do something about this!
[But for some reason nobody does anything. With that, we see a modified
version
of what we just saw, with Fury leaping off of the ring apron this time
with a
legdrop to Sudden Impact’s victim. The fans seem as if they are in
shock after
taking in what they just did.]
Michaels: Those sons of bitches!!!
[Jousma and Fury give each other a high-five, and walk around to the
announce
table area, where they stare at Lowrance and Michaels.]
Lowrance: Don’t even think about it, not again…
[Jousma pretends to jump at Lowrance, who flinches and sits back in his
seat.
Sudden Impact shares a laugh with each other, as Fury clocks Jeremy
Harding and
steals his microphone. The duo makes their way back into the ring as
Wolfe
comes to and calls for the bell.]
Fury: The winner of this drab and boring ass contest that the audience
fails to
give a shit about, as a result of Sudden Impact, nobody!!! Still the
only true
and undisputed WCCW heavyweight champion… CHRIIIIIIIIIS
FUUUUUUURRRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!
[A strong, but mixed reaction comes over the crowd, as Hetch goes over
to check
on Harris, who is being dragged to the back by EMTs, in the distance we
see
others checking on Terence’s opponent. Fury hands the mic off to
Jousma.]
Jay: Ok, why did we just do that you may ask…? Why, why did Jay Jousma
just
take out a man he calls his friend, Terence Harris? The answer is
relatively
simple…
Lowrance: Oh, this is gonna be good.
Jay: Terence, our beef with the infrastructure of World Class
Championship
Wrestling stems from a major incident occurring back in December of
last year,
when you and your family put an end to the WCCW we all knew and loved.
You
know, when SNC Corporations shut its doors, relinquishing ownership of
World
Class Championship Wrestling.
[The fans boo in disagreement with what Jousma is saying.]
Lowrance: What the hell!?!? The man was in a serious car accident!!!
Jay: Terence, you and your family gave up on WCCW, and for that, you
deserve to
be punished. Joe Pediceno and Joel Warner are currently in dire
financial
straits, as well as Ryan Shermanski, hell, who knows what corner
Amber’s
workin’ these days now that she’s out of a job. You put a few officials
out of
work too, remember? No, but you don’t care about them… all you care
about is
the Harris Family, and trying to keep your spot at the top, playing
with your
fans’ emotions as you take ridiculous orders and direction from a few
men who
are now in control of a product that you are quite fond of, and that
with the
help of friends of yours like Will Tocci, you helped to breathe life
into after
quite a long hiatus. Yet you sit there, and you do as they say, as if
you are
their puppet. They sign your paycheck, that you have no need for, so
they are
the boss, as obedient as you are to them, and you, the Terence Harris
that I
thought I knew, sees nothing wrong with this. For that, we had to knock
some
sense into ya.
[Jay hands the mic off to Fury again.]
Fury: Apparently, Terence is ok with this watered-down shit product
that has
been blasted out to your TV screens for the last six months or so. Hey
everybody! It’s the Lake Storm JuWilliams Dawes Show! Featuring… The
Scorpion!
Wait for it…!?! Now you see him, now you don’t! He’s gone again! The
amazing
disappearing Scorpion is great for ratings too as you can see.
[Jousma sticks his face in the mic again.]
Jay: And then there’s the New York City Bad Boy, Chris Schwartz!
Fury: Who?
[Jay shrugs his shoulders, and takes the mic back from Fury.]
Jay: The fact of the matter is, Terence Harris has become merely a
function of
the system here in WCCW. He, much like I have as difficult as it was,
comes out
here every time he needs to, and lies to the fans, telling them all
that this
is ok, and that they can enjoy this crap! Hold on, I queued something
up on the
tron here, ladies and gentlemen can I direct your attention to this… If
you
didn’t see this on Pay-Per-View, well… good… What a clusterfuck. But
for your
viewing pleasure, the video editing and special effects done here are
just
genius, I guess that’s why I wasn’t being paid for several months.
Anyway, what
you are about to see is a pure example of why we’re doing what we are.
[Cue WCCW-Tron. We have a camera angle displaying the tron while Jousma
and
Fury stand in the ring with microphones, to add their own commentary.]
[The music goes silent, and Jousma is still in the ring, in the face of
John
Hetch, who stands by his call, continuously re-iterating 1-2-3 with his
hands,
and pointing to his watch repeatedly. Jousma turns away from the ref,
shaking
his head. All of a sudden he turns around and levels John Hetch with a
Silvergun Superkick! Hetch is out cold in the center of the ring!
Jousma storms
to the backstage area with a frustrated and evil grimace on his face,
ignoring
the fans reaching out to him along the way.]
Fury: And down goes Hetch!!! Man you got all of that one… at least you
were
able to knock someone out with the Silvergun Superkick that night!
Jay: I really hate Hetch, he’s in an exclusive club with well him, and
former
Acadian Referee Frank Parker.
Fury: But wait a minute, what the hell’s this? As you see folks there
was no
cutaway here, this is all fluid motion, man George Lucas or Michael Bay
ain’t
got shit on our production team…
(Jousma slowly stands up, and leans against the ropes. Fury follows
slowly)
Fury(watching the tron, on microphone): Hey look, there you are again!
Jousma(watching the tron, on microphone): And there you are again!
Terry Michaels: Both men have gotten up to their feet after that epic
match!
Marc Lowrance: I’m surprised either of them are walking after that bout!
Jousma(watching the tron, microphone): My deaf, retarded,
Russian-speaking
Parrot could do a better job on commentary, by the way.
Terry Michaels: You’re telling me!
Fury(watching tron, with microphone): OHHH!!! HAHAHA!!! GOOD ONE
TERRY!!!
(Jousma turns as him and Fury are face to face after the match. Jousma
extends
his hand after the bout.)
Terry Michaels: A show of respect from Jousma, will Fury accept?
Marc Lowrance: After that fight I don’t see why not.
Jousma(watching tron, with microphone): But wait a minute Chris, I
thought I
had beef with you still…
Fury(watching tron, with microphone): I’m still trying to figure out
how both
of us got back in the ring!
(Fury looks down for a moment at Jousma’s hand and then up at his face.
An
angry look crosses his face as he gives Jousma a quick kick to the gut
and
begins punching him repeatedly.)
Marc Lowrance: Oh no! All Jason wanted was to show respect to his
opponent and
what kind of respect is this?
Fury(watching tron, with microphone):*In Bret Hart voice* You just got
kicked
in the gut!
Terry Michaels: Would you expect any different from these two?
(Jousma falls to the ground as Fury starts kicking him, slowly making
his way
to the corner as Jousma takes the unexpected beating.)
Jay(Watching tron, with microphone): I’m… pretty sure I was backstage
when all
this was going on…
Marc Lowrance: Alright that’s enough Fury! You’ve proven your point!
Terry Michaels: At this point Fury probably isn’t even thinking, he’s
got to be
off in another world just taking out his aggression.
(From the top of the ramp Terrence Harris runs down the ring and slides
in
shoving himself between Fury and Jousma, staring Fury down. The two
begin an
immediate back and forth, punching each other in the face as Jousma
regains his
composure.)
[With that, the Tron cuts off, and the camera focuses on the two men in
the
ring again.]
Fury: Confused? Yeah, so am I. If you’re not lost after that, Death
Toll is
still available ON-Demand Pay-Per-View. Check out the next few minutes
after
that, I guarantee you won’t know what the hell’s going on.
Jay: You may need to watch it a few times to figure out just what’s
going on
there. I’ve watched it probably like 25 times and I still don’t
understand… but
whatever. You get the idea. I guess the point we’re trying to drive
home here
is… well… what the fuck. This has to stop. In an unrelated issue, I was
offered
a job on the WCCW staff by Tom Gorgas last week. My people have yet to
finish
ironing out the details with his people but, I’m just going to go ahead
and decline
that offer now. You’re a sneaky, sneaky guy Tom. I mean, I wasn’t paid
for a
few months as a worker, how do you treat your office staff? I mean, I
understand and appreciate the offer, and I know you oh-so-desperately
need the
help, but um, what Sudden Impact is doing here is much better, thanks.
See Tom,
when all is said and done, I won’t be working under you, and neither
will
Chris. See, you will be on a nice trip to the unemployment line, and we
will be
calling the shots around here. I’ve realized it’s our job to restore
credibility to the WCCW, and to the NWA after the events of last week
around
here. And it will all culminate in the finals of the Lou Thesz
tournament when
the two of us will take center stage, and with the world watching, get
to put on
the match that Tom Gorgas royally fucked everyone out of seeing!
*scene
opens in Tom Gorgas' office. He's watching
Sudden Impact's segment*
Tom Gorgas:
Okay, enough of this shit, time to nip this in the bud. *leaves his office*
*scene
shifts to the ring area, as “Enter
Sandman” starts playing. Gorgas appears
at the top of the ramp, mic in hand, looking extremely pissed off*
Marc
Lowrance: Uh oh, Mr. Gorgas is here, and
he definitely
does not look happy.
Terry
Michaels: Sudden Impact may have gone too
far.
*Gorgas
raises the mic*
Tom Gorgas:
Okay you two. Shut the f*&k
up and listen to what I have to say, and if you don't like that shit,
there's
the f^&&kin' door! One, I'm a
guy that believes in getting guys what they're owed.
Jousma, as soon as I heard that you may have
gotten stiffed out of some money owed you, I looked into it personally. As soon as it was determined that you HAD
gotten stiffed, I took steps to ensure that it done't happen to anyone
ever
again. AND, I sent you a check for the
difference, Jay. Two, the Darkstars
did
not hire me, Fury. I'm half owner of
Southwest Sports and WCCW. Or at least I
was. As of this morning, the paperwork
was completed. Southwest Sports and WCCW
are now owned EXCLUSIVELY by me. That
means I now OWN you, the Darkstars, hell, everyone on the roster is now
owned
by me. And you will find out that I'm
NOT Jonathan Darkstar or Arkon Darkstar.
Those two may have taken crap from guys like you, but I won't. Cross me at your peril, boys.
Next, the
situation at the end of Death Toll
was not MY doing. Some people got their
f$%^kin' signals crossed. That won't
happen ever again. I guaran-damn-tee
it! You don't like it, there's the door,
don't let it smack you in the ass!
Finally, I
got some MAJOR news! I got off the phone
with the NWA a couple of
hours ago. WCCW has two spots to fill
for the Thesz Invitational. Therefore,
next Nightmare, there will be TWO Thesz qualifying matches. Match One:
Jason Jousma vs Jonathan Darkstar.
Match Two: Chris Fury vs Terence
Harris. Oh, and one more thing: The other member os Sudden Impact will be
banned from ringside while his partner is in his match.
Ah, and Chris, you may be a busy man that
night at the Thesz. You see, I did some
wheeling and dealing, and you got yourself a match against Talon
Wilkinson,
winner becomes the new NWA World TV Champion!
I watched New Beginnings, and if you bring one-tenth of what you
brought
to your World Heavyweight Championship match, Chris, you're gonna walk
out of
the Palace in Auburn Hills with the NWA World TV Title!
So there, I dare you to say I don't take care
of my best people. *throws the mic down
and stalks to the back, as Sudden Impact is looking a tad pissed*
*fade*
POST
SHOW-
*scene
opens in Tom Gorgas’ office. Tom is
leaning back in his chair, smoking a cigg, and chuckling.*
Tom
Gorgas: Now, that worked real good. *camera pans around and show Jay Jousma and
Chris Fury sitting in chairs across from him.
Jay and Chris are enjoying a couple of Dos Equis*
Jason
Jousma: You are enjoying all this,
aren’t you?
Tom
Gorgas: Damn right I am!
Too God damn long that Arkon and his brat
kids have been holding back all changes I had in mind for WCCW, well no more!
*tosses Jousma and Fury a couple of big fat envelopes*
Chris
Fury: What is this?
Tom: The numbers from
last Nightmare were through the roof,
thanks to you two. That’s your part of
the gate, plus a little “bonus” Now, on
to the next phase. You two need to make
Harris’ and Darkstar’s lives a living hell.
All goes well, by the time Black Death is over, WCCW will be no
more,
and something better will be in its place.
*fade*