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*The Bell tolls once, twice, then a third time*

*scene opens in a fog-enshrouded cemetery. As the camera pans among the tombstones, we hear a voice from the grave-*

Voice: Black Death. A time of retribution, of broken promises fulfilled. A time, where legends are born, and pretenders destroyed. A place, where only the brave or the insane go.

*We see scenes from past versions of Black Death, as the voice continues*

Voice: For those of you who seek their fame at Black Death, good luck to you. To the rest of you, ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HEREIN.

*scene shifts to the parking lot outside of Reunion Arena. We see a black stretch Hummer limousine pulling up to the VIP section of the parking lot. We catch a glimpse of the license plate. It reads SWS 001.*

*We shift inside to the announce table, and our intrepid gang of Marc Lowrance and Terry Michaels*

Marc Lowrance: Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to Black Death! *thunderous pop from the fans* I’m Marc Lowrance, and with me is my broadcast partner, Terry Michaels. Terry, we got one hell of a show planned tonight, but something curious going on. Seems the top brass is here tonight.

Terry Michaels: Sure looks that way, Marc. If I remember my limo list rightly, SWS 001 is reserved for ONE person only. But that can’t be correct, he’s dead.

*Just then, 4 gentlemen wearing black suits, black Stetsons and black cowboy boots appear at the top of the ramp, and start making their way to ringside.*

Marc Lowrance: The Texas Mafia?! Here? Something big is up!

Terry Michaels: The Texas Mafia? Who are they?

Marc Lowrance: The Texas Mafia are the personal security detail of Southwest Sports. But they are the personal bodyguards of only ONE person. Like you said earlier, that can’t be, he’s dead. Curious. *just then, one of the Texas Mafia members hands Marc a note. Marc reads it, then his face goes white.* Terry, I’ve been told to go to the back. Why don’t you run-down the lineup, then start this show? *Terry nods as Marc heads for the back escorted by the Texas Mafia*

Terry Michaels: Can do, Marc. First up, we got newcomer Archie Gunn taking on Citizen X. Gunn is one of those guys who definitely marches to his own tune, this should get interesting. Next up is the WCCW Old School Championship, as the champion, Princeton Michaels, defends the belt against Kurt Newman. Following that, we got us a Rankings Challenge, as mandated by the NWA, as Jackhammer of Rocky Mountain Pro comes to Reunion Arena to challenge Aaron Shepherd, currently one half of the reigning NWA World Tag Team Champions and the reigning WCCW Tag Team Champions; The Absolved. These two have been talking smack against each other for weeks now, so this one will be intense.

Following that match, Aaron’s tag team partner, Zak Phenom takes on Keith Darkstar. These two know each other fairly well, having tangled both here and in XOW. Expect one hell of a match. Then, David Darkstar takes on Lake Storm of New Tradition. Since the Darkstar Brothers have seemed to have reinvented themselves, they have been on a tear. This one ought to be good.

And finally, the main event. It is a 6-man tag team match, pitting the team of Sudden Impact and RJ Harris against the legendary Mike Bell, the NWA North American Heavyweight Champion “The Natural” Terence Harris, and Jonathan Darkstar. This one is being billed for All…The…Marbles. If Sudden Impact and RJ Harris win, WCCW is NO MORE, as we become the Texas Wrestling League. If Bell, Terence and Jonathan Darkstar win, WCCW continues one Gorgas is fired, and Jonathan Darkstar will retire and take over everything. Personally, I hope Bell and company wins because after what they did to a legend such as Bell at Nightmare 51, Sudden Impact are in dire need of an ass-beating! Hold on, folks, something is going on in the back.

[The camera pans live on the rear entrance of Reunion Arena. From the look of things, it appears that someone is about to walk through it at any moment. Yep, as if on cue the door swings open and in walks Mike Bell. Wearing a white shirt, blue jeans, and cowboy boots...he has a look of sheer determination on his face as he walks up on one of the backstage workers.]

Bell: "Where's Gorgas?"

[The worker, spins around, surprised. He then points towards the office of Mr. Gorgas.]

Bell: "Good, tell him that I'm on my way to the ring right now. Tell him that I'm going to give him an ultimatum, and if he doesn't give me what I want..."

[Bell stops and then taps the guy on the shoulder.]

Bell: "Just tell him to pay close attention."

[Bell then walks away, probably heading to the ring as the worker begins heading to the office of Mr. Gorgas.]

Marc Lowrance: "Well, it appears that Mike Bell is wanting to start this show off right."

Terry Michaels: "And apparantly, he's planning on giving Gorgas some kind of an ultimatum."

Lowrance: "Well, he was heading towards the ring side area. So maybe we won't h..."

[Marc never gets to finish as the arena erupts into cheers as Mike Bell walks out onto the entrance ramp. Of course, he has a mic in hand and steps with a purpose towards the ring. After Nightmares 50 and 51, he probably has a lot to say. Jousma's press conference definitely made sure of that.]

Michaels: "Wow, wasting no time tonight. He must have been running towards the entrance ramp."

Lowrance: "Shhh, let's see what he has to say."

[Bell enters the ring and wastes no time getting straight to the point.]

Bell: "Gorgas, I'm not even going to beat around the bush with this. Tonight, our 3 on 3 match is going to be a no disqualification match. Matter of fact, I don't even want any of your referees getting involved in this match, other than to make the three count OR to accept a submission."

Michaels: "Wow"

Lowrance: "Shhh"

Bell: "Because if I want to roll out of this ring..."

[Bell rolls out onto the floor and picks up a steel chair. He then stares at it as he walks towards one of the ring posts.]

Bell: "Pick up a steel folding chair like so, and maybe..."

[He then sets the mic down on the ring apron and for a moment, stares at the post.]

[WHACK]

[The sound of the impact echoes throughout the arena. It sounded so beautifully that...]

[WHACK]

[He just had to do it again.]

[WHACK]

[Each shot completely warps what used to be a perfectly formed chair.]

[Satisfied, Bell calmly drops the chair and picks up the mic. He then slides back into the ring as both Lowrance and Michaels sit there, not saying a word.]

Bell: "Then I can do it. Or, maybe if I want to..."

[Again, he rolls out of the ring. He stands there, facing the announce table as he again sets the mic down on the ring apron. He then bends down and begins to remove the mat covering the concrete floor. Satisfied with doing that, he grabs the mic and hops up onto the top turnbuckle, still facing the announce table.]

Lowrance: "I don't like this."

Michaels: "Shhh"

Bell: "Yes, just maybe I can peel back the protective covering on this concrete floor. Then, maybe just maybe I can accidentally crack someone's skull because they land funny..."

Lowrance: "Oh my god, he's lost his mind."

Bell: "Or maybe, just maybe someone will be laid out on that announce table..."

[Pointing towards Lowrance and Michaels, Bell smiles.]

Bell: "Well, we'll skip that for now."

Michaels: "I don't know, but I think that Sudden Impact may have gone too far at Nightmare 51."

[Bell continues to sit on the top turnbuckle as he continues to speak.]

Bell: "But one thing is for sure Tom, and I can promise you this with 100% certainty. If I don't get to do what I want in this match, not only am I going to completely pull out of this match, but I will promise to make your life a living hell."

[The look on Mike's face tells you flat out that he's not bluffing.]

Bell: "I'll buy a ticket to every event that Jason Jousma and Chris Fury participate it. I'll attack them in the parking lot, in the arena, heading towards ring side,*what?* in the showers,*what?* in the bathroom, *what?* in your office, *what?*"

Lowrance: "Oh my God, he has lost his mind."

Bell: "I'll fuck up every NWA event that Sudden Impact is in. Then, when Brad Battee finds out that all of this destruction could have been avoided by just giving me what I wanted in the first place..."

[A sadistic smile comes over Bell's face.]

Bell: "Then you'll have to answer to him AND the NWA. So I guess the ball is now in your court there Tom. I'm not even on the roster here in World Class, but I don't recall being on the roster back in 2005 when I came out of retirement to save World Class..."

[The smile disappears.]

Bell: "You remember that don't you Gorgas? I know that Jason Jousma remembers it, don't you Jason?"

[Mike is referring to the night where only one match took place. It was the night where Mike teamed up with Jason Jousma to take on RJ Harris and Eric Benjamin. On that night, it was a great match that ended in controversy, but still wasn't enough to keep the doors open.]

Bell: "On that night, I teamed up with Jousma in order to have a tag team match against RJ Harris and Eric Benjamin."

[Bell shakes his head.]

Bell: "It was the four of us, trying to save the business end of World Class Championship Wrestling. Trying to get the rest of the roster off of their asses, and to follow our lead..."

[Mike lightly rubs his abdomen. No doubt that it still hurts from where SI branded him, poured alcohol on him, then ended up setting him on fire.]

Bell: "But yet, I guess six years later that gets me nothing but burned alive. Well Jason, I guess that it will be my turn to respond. In an interview that you gave, you stated that I deserved what I got at Nightmare 50 and Nightmare 51. You stated that I should have apologized for coming out and saying the things that I did..."

[Mike climbs down off of the turnbuckle.]

Bell: "No Jason, I'm not going to apologize for what I said. But, I am going to apologize for what I'm about to do tonight. And Gorgas, I know that you're watching from your office so if I don't get a response by the time our three on three match takes place..."

[Mike hops off of the ring apron and begins to make his way towards the entrance ramp.]

Bell: "I'll walk out of the match completely, and then everyone's headaches will begin..."

[The camera pans in tight on Bell's face.]

Bell: "And that isn't a threat Gorgas, it's a promise."

Lowrance: "Oh my God. What have we just witnessed here Terry?"

Michaels: "I...I don't know. And on that note, let’s head to ringside and the first match.

Archie Gunn vs Citizen X

Jeremy Harding: This match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, hailing from Outside the USA, weighing in at 202 pounds, Archie Gunn! *Gunn slides into the ring, glaring at the fans* His opponent, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 226 pounds, Citizen X!!! *Citizen X makes his way to ringside, shaking hands with the fans, signing a few autographs, all the while, Gunn is giving him static*

Both men circled each other, as the bell rang. A quick lockup, which ended with Gunn hitting Citizen X with a boot to the midsection. Gunn then whipped him into the ropes, and followed him in. Citizen hit the ropes, bounced off the ropes, and caught Gunn with a kneelift to the face! Gunn staggered back, and Citizen X capitalized with a couple of forearm shots to the side of the head. The momentum didn’t last long as Gunn recovered quickly and nailed Citizen X with another boot to the midsection! From tat point on, it was all Gunn as he basically brutalized Citizen X in and out of the ring, finally putting him away with an Arabian Facebuster.

Jeremy Harding: Here is your winner, Archie Gunn!

The fans voiced their displeasure, and a quite a few glasses of beer were thrown in his general direction, as Gunn made his way back to the locker room.

*scene shifts to Tom Gorgas’ office. Tom has just watched Mike Bell’s promo, and is not happy*

Tom Gorgas: He wants No DQ, he says. Well, I run this thing, and he don’t always get what he wants. *just then we hear a voice from the shadows in the corner*

Voice: Allow me to correct you. You no longer run this thing *Gorgas looks up, shocked, as a figure walks toward the desk, his face obscured by the camera angle*

Tom Gorgas: YOU!!!

Voice: This thing ends, now. The grand experiment is now over, and both of you have failed. I am now taking over. *picks up the phone, and dials a number* Marc? Here’s the official decision for the Main Event. It will be no disqualification, and if anyone has a problem with that, well don’t let the door hit ‘em in the ass on the way out.

*fade to the announce table*

Terry Michaels: Well, I guess it’s official, the Main Event is now No Disqualification. And it seems we have a new boss, but who is he? Tom Gorgas seems to know him, and he looked shocked as hell. Maybe we’ll find out something before Black Death is over. Back to ringside and the next match-

WCCW Old School Championship

Princeton Michaels (champion) vs Kurt Newman

Jeremy Harding: This match is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, from Omaha, NB; weighing in at 210 pounds, the challenger- KURT NEWMAN!!! *Newman is in his corner, doing knee bends* His opponent, now making his way to the ring area, from Death Valley, AZ; weighing in at 236 pounds, he is the WCCW Old School Champion, PRINCETON MICHAELS!!! *Michaels comes to ringside, the WCCW Old School Title belt around his waist. The referee checks his knee pads and boots, takes the belt from him, and holds the belt up. He hands the belt to the time keeper, signals for the bell, and this one is ON!*

Newman charges out of the corner, only to hit empty air, as Michaels neatly sidesteps the charge and nails Newman with a kick to the back of the head! Newman crashed into the corner, but quickly rebounded and tore into Michaels with a flurry of punches, backing Michaels into the opposite corner! Michaels recovered quickly, and caught Newman with a swinging neckbreaker, then picked him up, set him up carefully, and then nailed him with a heart punch out of nowhere! Newman collapsed to the mat, Michaels covering him, hooking the leg. The referee made the three count, and handed Michaels the belt!

Jeremy Harding: Winner of the match, and still WCCW Old School Champion, PRINCETON MICHAELS!!!

As we cut to a live feed outside the Reunion Arena here in Dallas, we see a black Mustang GT-50 screech into the rear car park and come to an abrupt halt. A moment later the engine cuts off and the driver’s door swings open as Rocky Mountain PRO’s very own, Jackhammer steps out to a mixed reaction to the crowd inside as they watch on from the jumbotron. Closing the door behind him, Jack walks around the car and opens the passenger door, reaching in and pulling out a gym bag with the RMP Heavyweight Title sitting on top. Jack swings the passenger door closed as he makes his way across the car park and marches through the rear entrance, leaving the doors to swing back and forth as he passes through. Inside he’s met by WCCW interviewer Ryan Shermanski who has been patiently standing by awaiting Jackhammer’s arrival. Seeing Jack arrive; Ryan bursts into life and scurries over, stopping Jack in his tracks.

Ryan Shermanski: Jackhammer! Hello and welcome to Black Death!

Jackhammer looks blankly at interviewer who in return, hesitates to continue.

Ryan Shermanski: W... Well, Jackhammer I can say on behalf of World Class Championship Wrestling it’s an honour to have – not only a member of a fellow NeWA alliance promotion on the card tonight but also their Heavyweight Champion!

Jackhammer: Yea... And...?

Ryan Shermanski: Well as you know you’re scheduled to take on Aaron Shepherd, one half of The Absolved and current NeWA and WCCW World Tag Team Champions. Can you give us any last thoughts on the challenge you instigated?

Jack takes the RMP Heavyweight Title and slings it over his shoulder.

Jackhammer: Like you said, I issued this challenge against Shepherd and I did it because I don’t like the thought of some two-bit lazy son of a bitch in the top ten for the NeWA World Heavyweight Championship. I challenged Shepherd as a means to give the guy a kick up the arse and make him realise why he’s as undeserving as half the names on that list at being a potential future NeWA World Heavyweight Champion when guys like me – REAL champions are left hanging.

Ryan Shermanski: With that being said, Aaron Shepherd is a former NeWA World Heavyweight Champion himself. What then makes you think you’re more deserving than he is?

Jackhammer: Because the best damn wrestler in the NeWA today and I’ll prove that one position on the rankings at a time! Unlike what he and Phenom did with the tag titles, I won’t be leapfrogging my arse to the gold. I’ve got the RMP Heavyweight Championship over one shoulder and once ten names have been scratched off I’ll have the NeWA World Heavyweight Championship over the other. Shepherd had his time in the spotlight and as his recent actions have proven; it’s inflated his ego to the point where he needs someone to stick a pin in and blow his arse back into reality and I’m the bastard to do it.

Ryan Shermanski: So do you have any finals words for your opponent tonight?

Jackhammer: I’ve said everything I want to say. All that’s left now is to head out to that ring and back those words up.

With that, Jackhammer pats the RMP Heavyweight Title and brushes past Ryan and we cut back to the arena floor.

Terry Michaels: Well, some harsh words for Aaron Shepherd. And with that, let’s head back to the ring. The Special Challenge Match is next!!!

Special Challenge Match

Aaron Shepherd vs Jackhammer (RMP Heavyweight Champion)

Jeremy Harding: This match is a special NWA Challenge Match, scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, from Rocky Mountain Pro Wrestling, weighing in at 330 pounds, he is the RMP Heavyweight Champion, JACKHAMMER!!! *Jackhammer is in the corner, giving the fans hell* His opponent, from Bridgeport, Connecticut; weighing in at 238 pounds, he is one half of the NWA World Tag Team Champions, AARON SHEPHERD!!!! *Shepherd comes down to ringside to a thunderous pop*

Marc Lowrance: Well, this is something different. Usually, Shepherd and his partner get nothing but grief from the rabid WCCW fans.

Terry Michaels: Maybe it’s because of the fact that Jackhammer is such a snob, he’s been talking nothing but ill will against the fans of WCCW.

This match started out tentatively enough, but then Shepherd turned up the heat, clotheslining Jackhammer off his feet. From that point on, this one turned into a brawl. Jackhammer took this one outside, attempting to brutalize Shepherd, but Aaron used his speed to stay one step ahead of him, until they went back into the ring. Jackhammer was first to recover, and caught Shepherd with the Hammer Slam, out of nowhere! Shepherd was out cold! The referee made the three count, and raised Jackhammer’s hand, to a thunderous chorus of boos.

Jeremy Harding: Winner of the match, JACKHAMMER!!!

[Tony Summit is walking backstage when he's confronted by Mike Bell.]

Tony: "Mike?"

Bell: "Tony, I know that you're close to Sudden Impact. So here is a message that I want YOU to deliver to them."

Tony: (confused) "What is that?"

Bell: "Let them know that they've got a distorted version of the truth. You see, when Chris Fury decided to justify what they did to me by what happened in the IWA. I decided to go back and re-watch that match on video."

Tony: "Okay"

Bell: "And what I remember about that night is Fury and Jousma trying to pull a fast one on a former friend of mine named Ray Masters. Oh yes, you see Tony, it appears that Fury has selective memory because it wasn't just Masters and me vs Chris Fury on that fateful night. Jousma was there, and even then he was showing signs of who he was to become. On that night, he spit in my face and tried to hit me with a steel chair. But as always, he showed his true colors. Yes Fury, you were alright with things being a handicap match where you and Jousma were taking on Masters all by himself. But the moment things were reversed, it wasn't alright any longer...right?"

[Pause]

Bell: "But, I do recall a week before that episode in which Jousma and Masters were taking on the Knight Brothers, and lo and behold, Fury blasts Masters with a steel chair. Which of course was the reason why the handicap match was set up in the first place."

[Mike faces the camera.]

Bell: "Isn't that right Fury?"

[All Tony can do is stare blankly while Mike continues talking.]

Bell: "But let's get away from the selective memory just a bit, shall we Chris. I mean, didn't you try to run over Jason just a couple of weeks after that handicap match?"

[A sadistic smile comes over the face of Mike Bell.]

Bell: "In Windsor, Ontario, Canada. You tried to run over Jousma or something to that effect and an altercation ensued where Jason threw your worthless ass through your own vehicle window..."

[Oh yes, Mike Bell has done his homework and now, he's attempting to turn the tables on Sudden Impact.]

Bell: "After that, there was this whole one upmanship that started to take place in the IWA between the two of you now didn't it Chris?"

[Tony Summit is trying to take all of this in, trying to make sense of it all.]

Bell: "I mean, you want to blame an awful lot on me there Chris, but the fact of the matter is that it was YOU that caused the whole rift between you and Jason back in the IWA. You didn't want Sudden Impact to succeed, you wanted Chris Fury to succeed, which was the reason why you sabotaged Jousma to begin with. Isn't that right Chris?"

[Mike has now turned this to where he's talking strictly to Chris Fury.]

Bell: "Of course I'm right Chris. Because you couldn't stand sharing the success with Jousma, you and he helped the doors closing on IWA, NWF, and the HCWF. Instead of using your talents for the better of the companies that you worked for, you helped to drive them to financial ruin..."

[Pause]

Bell: ""Which now leads me to World Class Championship Wrestling. But wait, before getting to that. I'm not quite done with Mr. Chris Fury and his distortion of the facts and history."

[A slight laugh]

Bell: "Without Jason Jousma to ride on his coat tails, you slithered out of existence and out of everyone's mind for four years. For four years, no one and I do mean no one from the NWA even thought about Chris Fury. Which NOW leads us to 2005."

[Yes, I do believe this is more than Tony Summit was planning on dealing with.]

Bell: "When WCCW held its final match in 2005, the tag team match to keep the doors open, where in the hell were you? I remember seeing RJ Harris there, I remember seeing Eric Benjamin and Jason Jousma there. Hell, I was even there. But what I want to know is, where were you Chris?"

[There is a punch below the belt.]

Bell: "Where was the so called Chris Fury who thinks of anybody other than himself? What was the matter Chris? you couldn't bring yourself to do anything for anybody when it didn't involve Chris Fury first?"

[Tony Summit isn't even in the shot any longer. The only reason why we know Tony is still there is because the mic is still in view.]

Bell: "Maybe that was the reason why you came down to ringside during Nightmare 50 when it didn't concern you. What was the matter Chris, you were concerned that I would get through to Jason and you wouldn't have the coat tails to ride on any longer?"

[Of course it is a rhetorical question.]

Bell: "Well no matter because after tonight, there won't be enough of Jason Jousma to carry you anywhere. Matter of fact, there won't be enough of you left for Jason to carry."

[He steps away from Tony Summit and then taps him on the shoulder repeatedly.]

Bell: "Now then, do me a favor and go deliver THAT to Sudden Impact. Be quick about it because life as they know it is about to change...and it won't be changing for the better."

[With that Mike walks away and the shot shifts back to Marc Lowrance and Terry Michaels.]

Marc Lowrance: Ohh, this thing just got turned up a notch. Let’s head back to ringside, and the next match.

Zak Phenom vs Keith Darkstar

Jeremy Harding: This match is scheduled for one fall. On his way to the ring, from Nottingham, England, weighing in at 168 pounds, one half of the Absolved, Zak Phenom!!!! *Zak makes his way into the ring, heads for his corner, and does a couple of knee bends* And his opponent, from Dallas, TX, weighing in at 277 pounds, Keith Darkstar!!! *Keith makes his way into the ring, stands in his corner and glares at Phenom*

DING, DING DING

The bell rings, and the match is on! Keith tried to overpower Zak, but Phenom used his speed and agility to stay out of Darkstar’s way. Keith changed tactics and nailed Phenom with a flying dropick! Zak was rattled, but recovered quickly, catching Darkstar with a flying lariat, then taking it to the outside of the ring! That proved to be a costly mistake, as Keith followed him and proceeded to brutalize him! Keith whipped Zak into the railing, then followed him in with a crushing clothesline over the railing! Zak landed on the concrete, a bit dazed and bleeding from his lip. Keith grabbed him, tossed him back over the railing into the ring area, then followed him in, and threw into the ring. Zak was biding his time, though, and caught Darkstar with the Finale as Keith made his way in! The referee made the three count and raised Phenom’s hand in victory!

Jeremy Harding: Winner of the match, ZAK PHENOM!!!!

Darkstar wasn’t finished, though, catching Phenom with a clawhold to the head in the middle of the ring! Zak couldn’t get loose and the referee ordered the bell rung to no avail! Keith held the clawhold until Phenom passed out under the strain! Darkstar left him laying in the ring.

Marc Lowrance: It seems that one of the Darkstars at least has had enough with the Absolved. Up next is David Darkstar.

David Darkstar vs Lake Storm

Jeremy Harding: This match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring at this time, part of New Tradition, he is “The Canadian Icon” LAKE STORM!!!! *Storm makes his way to ringside as “Detroit Rock City” by KISS plays. He dances around in the middle of the ring. Out of nowhere, David Darkstar strikes!

David caught Storm with a choke lift, slamming him into the corner turnbuckle, the pulled him out of the corner and nailed a vertical Facebuster! Lake was staggered, so David capitalized, setting him on top of the turnbuckle, then climbed up behind him. He hooked in a full nelson, then arched backward in a full nelson slam from the top rope to the center of the ring! The referee made the three count, and held Darkstar’s hand up.

Jeremy Harding: The winner of the match, DAVID DARKSTAR!!!! *David leaves the ring*

Marc Lowrance: And David Darkstar notches up another win. And now, we come down to it, folks. The Main Event is next. Six men enter the ring, one team representing WCCW, the other representing this new thing, the Texas Wrestling League. No disqualification to a finish. Let’s head to ringside and Jeremy Harding.

Main Event

6-Man Tag Team Match for All…The…Marbles!

Team TWL (Sudden Impact and RJ Harris) vs Team WCCW (Terence Harris, Jonathan Darkstar and Mike Bell)

Jeremy Harding: This is the Main Event for Black Death, scheduled for one fall. Now entering the ring area, representing Team TWL, from Seattle, Washington, weighing 238 pounds, “The Vagabond” RJ Harris! *Seven Days to the Wolves plays as Harris makes his way to ringside to a thunderous chorus of boos* His partner, from Buffalo, New York, weighing in at 240 pounds, “The Rising Star” Jason Jousma! Their partner, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the NWA World Television Champion, Chris Fury!!!!

[The lights go dark in the arena. Strange noises are being piped in through the pa system. Reverberations of guitar riffs and what not, it appears to be (Hed) P.E.’s “Serpent Boy”.]

#Ain’t seen you’re punk ass around lately.

[We hear a drum beat eventually, and a few light guitar notes. The lights sync on and off in blinking fashion with each beat.]

#We’re gonna find you

[The light begins to transgress into a slow strobe light as the guitar notes being played over the PA system. The heavy part of the song kicks in as the strobe light changes color to red and becomes faster in motion.]

#Count the days

#Don't hold your breath

#Chikitee chek 2012

#The perpetrator never knew

[Standing in the entrance way we see Chris Fury and “The Rising Star” Jay Jousma with a spotlight shining on them through the strobe light. Fury is wearing a pair of black and red Tights with the word FURY on the side of them, and has the NWA Television title around his waist. Jousma is wearing an extravagant black and red robe with black trunks on underneath and silver boots. He turns around, and “The Rising Star” is seen on the back of his robe. They begin to walk down the aisle, absorbing the mostly negative reaction that the sold out crowd is giving them.]

#Never properly represent the struggle

#The boy in the bubble is you not barbarino

#My flows unclog your souls like draino

#My logic-tight like plato

#Whoop ass like kato

#With more troops than nato

#Wrekkin your house

#Like a tornado in the Barbados

[The duo enter the ring, and each stand on opposing turnbuckles, raising their arms in the air. They then jump down and stand in the corner.]

Jeremy Harding: And their opponents, representing Team WCCW. First, from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the NWA North American Heavyweight Champion, he is “The Natural” Terence Harris!!!!

*”Tom Sawyer” by Rush starts playing as Terence makes his way to the ring*

Jeremy Harding: His tag team partner, the Original Natural, Mike Bell!!! *extremely thunderous pop from the entire crowd as Mike Bell comes to ringside, wearing blue jeans, a black retro WCCW T-Shirt, biker boots, and carrying a steel chair.*

Jeremy Harding: And their partner, from the Gates of Hell, weighing in at 295 pounds, he is the WCCW Heavyweight Champion, Jonathan Darkstar!!!

[BONG] *The lights in the arena go dark.

[BONG] The fog starts rolling in as 12 druids come out to the top of the ramp, and form an archway with torches

[BONG] Jonathan Darkstar walks out, the WCCW Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist. Following him are 18 druids carrying 3 very ornate caskets*

Marc Lowrance: The Deadman is here!!!

Terry Michaels: And he brought caskets!!!

*Jon stands in the corner as the referee checks his boots and elbow pads. The bell rings, and this one is ON!*

Terence and RJ started this one out, by tearing into each other with a ferocity seldom seen. Terence got the upper hand with a flurry of fists that drove RJ to the mat. Fury jumped in and tried to even the score, but Mike was waiting on that, and headed him off at the pass with a boot to the midsection, followed up with Snake Eyes to the corner. Jousma tried to help out, but The Deadman fixed that with a flying enzuigiri kick. The referee tried to restore order, but Mike wasn’t having any. He slid out of the ring, grabbed a chair, slipped back into the ring behind Fury and Jousma, and nailed them both with a chair shot to the back of the head. The two of them crumpled to the mat. Jonathan capitalized by going for the quick pin, but RJ booted Jon in the back of the head. Terence promptly made the save before Team TWL could gang up on Jon. Mike and Terence teamed up and cleaned house on Sudden Impact.

That is when Jon saw his opportunity. He grabbed RJ, hoisted him up and nailed the Tombstone on RJ! Jon made the cover. The referee made the count

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KICKOUT!!! RJ kicked out of the Tombstone! Jon shook his head, and changed tactics. He whipped RJ into the ropes. Meanwhile, Sudden Impact were out of the ring, brawling with Terence and Mike. Mike was cleaning house with a steel chair, and Terence somehow found a baseball bat and was ramming it into Fury’s midsection.

RJ bounced out of the ropes and Jon caught him with the Guillotine Sleeper!!!

Marc Lowrance: Holy Hell!!! That’s the Guillotine Sleeper! I haven’t seen that move in years! If Jon gets it locked in, this one is OVER!!

Jon, with RJ in tow, moved to the center of the ring, and set his legs wide apart, cinching the sleeper hold in deeper. The referee moved to check.

Marc Lowrance: Jon has it locked in!!! It’s only a matter of time before RJ goes to sleep!

The referee lifted RJ’s arm once. It flopped back down. He raised it again. RJ’s arm flopped down again.

The referee raised it one more time.

IT FLOPPED DOWN ONE LAST TIME!!!

The referee called for the bell, as Jon released the hold, letting RJ hit the mat.

Marc Lowrance: Jon did it!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!

Jeremy Harding: The winner of this match, as a result of a submission, TEAM WCCW!!!!!

Just then, the arena went dark, and the Jumbotron lit up. A voice is heard-

VOICE: Congratulations. Terence Harris, Mike Bell and Jonathan Darkstar, you have won this thing. But…. It is not over yet.

*just then, “Iron Man” by Black Sabbath starts playing as a man dressed in a black business suit walks out to the top of the ramp. We can’t see his face yet.

VOICE: Because NOW, the REAL BRAINS behind WCCW and Southwest Sports has RETURNED!!!!!

*A spotlight flashes on, revealing the face of none other than ARKON DARKSTAR, Jonathan’s father and the owner of Southwest Sports.*

Marc Lowrance: What the hell?!!! That’s Arkon Darkstar! I thought he was dead!

Arkon: The grand manipulation is now over, let the games really begin!

*fade*